A Humidifier by Tom Wolfe?

This past Moday, i ordered a humidifier
from drugstore.com. (I didn’t
know then that I could have saved the shipping fee and gotten instant
gratification by buying the exact same machine at the exact same price
in the local CVS around the corner.)

I got an email Wednesday morning saying that they’d shipped it, and
yesterday, Thursday, I received it at my office (not bad for standard
3-7 business days shipping). I didn’t open it, since it was for use in
my home, although I did wonder why the label was so messy. I also
wondered a little about why the box was so big. Carrying it home I
also wondered why the contents seemed to shuffle around so much … a
professional ecommerce site would surely have packed it better.

Finally home, I opened the box, and here’s what I found:

18 copies of Hooking
Up by Tom Wolfe!

Here’s what the mysterious label looked like:

I’ve checked that drugstore.com don’t sell books. Besides, who would
normally order 18 copies of the same book? So it’s probably someone at
UPS who fucked up. Either someone misplaced my package with a package
to a public school class reading Tom Wolfe, or someone with a ton of
copies of this book lying around filled up an empty box with
enough copies of this book to make it weigh the same as the humidifier
that he stole. But then again, the book is brand new (published in
October 2000). I have no idea which one it is.

I’ve checked on
Amazon.com, and they charge $20 for one copy of the
book (and it’s even got a reasonable average rating). Since the
humidifier only cost $34 including shipping, and there were 18 copies
of the book, I guess I’ve made $326 on this deal. That is, if anybody
wants to buy them.

Maybe I should ask at Strand’s?